The Apple iphone 14 will possibly be a stunning achievement or beautiful failure

Keep on to your hats, butts and what ever else you hold expensive as much more rumors of expected Iphone 14 production concentrations are coming in.

Men and women who stick to these rumors with bated breath… severely have to have to rethink their priorities.

It is not healthy, Megan! Also, subsisting on a eating plan of typically Funyuns is not healthier either. We talked about this. Just since you continue to keep expressing the complete base level of the Food stuff Pyramid is Funyuns doesn’t make it correct. Also, no just one employs the Foodstuff Pyramid anymore.

Huh. If the total bottom stage was Funyuns, that would reveal why no a person takes advantage of it anymore. Could Megan be correct?

Anyway, it was just about a thirty day period back that DigiTimes was reporting a 10 per cent “cut” in Iphone 14 orders. Yes, you read through that suitable, not the at present delivery Apple iphone 13, but the Iphone 14, which won’t even be released for far more than a month.

A handful of additional rumors like this and we may as nicely just go devoid of the area/time continuum entirely. I indicate, what is the place if result no prolonged follows result in?

Makes the Macalope so mad. Following he used all that time seeing Star Trek so he could thoroughly grasp the ins and outs of quantum mechanics.

If you remember (or even if you do not), these “cuts” were being supposedly prompted not by a deficiency of need but due to the fact of supply problems. Apple was “cutting” orders, you see, due to the fact suppliers could not make the phones quickly ample because of to… what? Lazy millennials, most likely? They get blamed for everything so let us just say it was that.

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And since suppliers could not make telephones speedy sufficient, Apple was just supplying up. “We’d alternatively not promote them than have to have you hold out for them!” the business was read to say. Even however it fortunately made this attractive observer wait weeks to get an Apple iphone 4 again in the day. Back when persons even now stated things like “back in the working day.”

No, this rumor did not make any sense.

In any case, neglect all that “cutting” nonsense! Because…

“Apple Reportedly Boosts Apple iphone 14 Cargo Expectation to 95 Million Units”

Can you sue Apple rumors for whiplash? Asking for a mythical beast.

Apple has informed suppliers that it is now anticipating the Iphone 14 lineup to sell better than it originally considered, escalating the range of units it will develop and ship to 95 million somewhat than 90 million, according to the Taiwan Financial Instances.

This rumor doesn’t appear to be to get into account the former rumor, as the July rumor said Apple was “cutting” output from 90 million units to 82 million. Now Apple believes it will market 95 million.

Jeez, get your tale straight, Apple! Great grief, who’s operating the present in excess of there?!

Apple is, of program, not liable for these numbers. The Macalope did not achieve out to Apple for a response to this rumor and will not be updating this post when and if he hears back again mainly because he would not even if he experienced.

As Apple will not be transport an Iphone 14 mini, the a single individual who will not be acquiring a new cellphone this calendar year is the Macalope. Rather, he will quietly enhance to an Iphone 13 mini which he will hold onto for the rest of his daily life.

Or not. The Macalope is however hopeful Apple will ship a little phone of some sort as soon as once more in the potential in get to decide up any be-horned holdouts. And on that working day the Taiwan Economic Periods can report Apple is increasing shipments by .0000011111 per cent.